Monday, April 11, 2011

Featured Selection "Kobayashi Haiku" by Brian Griggs

Kobayashi Haiku


The captain is toast.
There is no freakin’ way that
He can escape this.

Rabid fanboys wait,
Adjusting polyester
Starfleet uniforms.

No one can improve
On a classic story of
Men with pointy ears.

They will liveblog their
Disdain for J.J. Abrams
And his fake canon.

But they failed to see
Alternate timelines coming.
“KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!”